do u ever just feel bored of everything like is this what life’s really about
tonight: a new episode of: How the Fuck Are You Making Gifs of the Oscars It’s Airing Right Now
a pizza boy stands in the kitchen groaning at the night shift he has to work at when he could be watching the oscars but then suddenly the phone rings and his eyes light up at the words “hello this is ellen and i’ll need 99 boxes of pizza delivered to the dolby theatre asap”
If dentists make money off people having unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product that 9/10 of them recommend?
This airport is a ghost town
can we please stop fucking temporarily (or permanently) making elevators inoperable to “encourage” ppl to take the stairs
like wtf am i supposed to do w this goddamn cane then, astral project to my destination?
honestly companies/places that do that are scum
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”