my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.
drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u
*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*
my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon
*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
*gets drivers license*
old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!