spermbanker:

my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.

(via phobias)

snapchatting:

drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u

(via camerondallas)

winterstar95:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

I will reblog this every time.

(Source: sizvideos, via even-on-our-worst-nights)

meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

(Source: meladoodle, via hate)

homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

(Source: plr2, via facebookstaff)

(Source: channelyouth, via eggslist)

(Source: twitter.com, via hi)

mizzpvssy:

NO SHADE NO SHADE!!!11!!1

(Source: pandabearjayy, via eggslist)

teenbussy:

lusidar:

that is obama

damn he thicc

(via eggslist)

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

(via humorking)

Anonymous asked:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

  • me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

image

(via eggslist)

Anonymous asked:
BB16 "mayonnaise" jokes aren't funny, nor were they ever.

gaylorswifts:

rachreilly:

are you upset bc ur mayo