saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

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ghost-anus:

drug-land:

cotton candy that gets you high

what a time to be alive

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cringing:

weloveshortvideos:

tapped the breaks

Vine by Lauren Lavoie

tHE GAGGING NOISE

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cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

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slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now

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toecruise:

toecruise:

i have more followers than people at my school

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vagisodium:

I will never not find this funny

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